除卻烏山不是雲

曾經有一天的一天


我這個未來國家ㄟ棟樑和我那不食人間煙火ㄟㄚ妹正在進行神聖.崇高的人生大事

好吧

講白一點

不就是寫功課咩
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我即將步入地獄般國三生活前ㄉ這個暑假

竟然還要寫暑假作業

真是沒天理ㄚ
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那笨的要死的阿妹突然問
妹:姐.....你這個胖子!!
     妳竟然敢騙我?!


me:蛤??我是胖子?
       那你是啥ㄚ??


妹(一副理所當然):我當然是個瘦子ㄚ


me:................................
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 她的肥胖定義真不是蓋的